Childrens story hour...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 4 Jun 1996 11:30:51 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's some kids book suggestions for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Top 20 children's books not recommended by the National Library Assoc.


20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep

19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your 
     Nose

18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad

17. The Tickling Babysitter

16. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides

15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories

14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle

13. Babar Becomes a Piano

12. Controlling The Playground:  Respect through Fear

11. David Duke's World of Imagination

10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

8. Legends of Scab Football

7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina

6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer

5. Joe Garagoila Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the 
       Endings to all of Them

4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from your 
       Mom's Purse

3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On

1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead