The Loony Bin
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Tue, 4 Jun 1996 11:30:18 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
One diabolical koala story for you all...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A prostitute is lounging in her bed one evening, reflecting upon the
day's business, when a koala bear appears at her open window. He winks
at her, climbs in, hops onto the bed, and proceeds to perform oral sex
upon her.
Not too dismayed by her unexpected guest's act, she spreads her legs and
lets him have at it. Finishing, the koala bear licks his lips and starts
to exit out the same window.
"Hey, wait a minute, buddy, you've got to pay for that! I'm a hooker,
you know!"
"A hooker? What's that?" asks the koala bear.
"A hooker! You know, a prostitute! It's in the dictionary, look it up!"
So she shows the koala bear the entry in the dictionary. Sure enough it
says, "Prostitute: woman who exchanges sexual acts for monetary gain."
The koala thinks about that, and says, "Do you know what I am? I'm a
koala bear! Look it up!"
So as the koala bear disappears out the window, the hooker thumbs
through the dictionary and looks up "koala bear."
It reads "Koala bear: munches bushes and leaves."