The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 31 May 1996 12:59:52 +0100
Hiya Loonies... If you find the engineer jokes funny and are wondering if you are one, here's a short test to find out... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- Test: Are you an engineer...??? An extraterrestrial being from a distant planet is forced to land on earth due to problems with his Wazooly. Being experienced in such devices you are able to help him fix it so he can be on his way. Before taking off this superior being from outer space gives you a strange device as a reward for your help. He explains that this device can cure all the health problems in the world, prevent famines, stop wars, and provide happiness for all of mankind. The question is what do you do with it? A) You give it to the president/prime minister for the good of the country. B) You give it to the Secretary of the United Nations for the benefit of the world. C) You take it apart to see how it works If you just answered (C) you are an engineer...