The Loony Bin
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Fri, 17 May 1996 10:51:09 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's one from Chuck's pal Letitia...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A very shy guy went into a bar and saw a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally went over to
her and asked, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you
for a while?"
To which she responded by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't
sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar was now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
slinked back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walked over to him and apologized. She
smiled at him and said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."
To which he responded, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"