All Grown Up...

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Tue, 13 Apr 04 07:10:43 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Today we meet a couple of children who are still learning what it means
to be all grown up...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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All Grown Up
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Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a
neighbor's house. The little girl stood on her tiptoes and was just able
to reach the doorbell. Then, an elderly lady greeted them at the front
door. 
 
"Good morning, children," she said. "What can I do for you?" 
 
"We're playing house," the little girl answered. "This is my husband and
I'm his wife. Can we come in?" 
 
Thoroughly enchanted by the scene, the elderly lady replied, "By all
means, do come in." 
 
Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies, which they
graciously accepted. 

When a second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little girl
politely declined. "No thank you," she said. "We have to go now. My
husband just wet his pants." 
 

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