Cat and Mouse on the Town...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 11 Apr 04 17:33:56 +0100


Hiya All...

Today's tale explains why a cat and mouse are going out for a meal
together...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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CAT AND MOUSE ON THE TOWN
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A cat and a mouse walked into a restaurant in Fantasyville. The mouse
ordered a plate of cheese and crackers.

The waiter then asks the cat what he'd like to eat.

The mouse answered that the cat was not hungry.

"Is something the matter?" asked the waiter.

"No, but if he were hungry," said the mouse, "do you think I'd be
sitting here?"


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