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Mon, 08 Sep 03 01:25:59 +0100
Hiya All...
Today's tale is one of a damsel and an evil king - it comes with a corny
pun warning...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE EVIL KING
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Once upon a time an evil king captured a virgin princess and held her
captive in his high tower. Though she was very beautiful he forced her
to wear a disgusting and smelly burlap dress.
"You'll never get away with this," she cried. "Some brave knight will
rescue me!"
"Not in that thing," the evil king replied.
She waited day and night, but it was just as the evil king predicted.
Every knight that saw her in the window of the high tower was scared
away by her dress, which, as I've mentioned, was disgusting.
After many months the princess broke down crying and the evil king
taunted her, "You see? I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in
this dress!"
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