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Sun, 07 Sep 03 01:08:49 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Kids are a constant source of amusement - this time it's church that
gets their attention...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Kids In Church
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One particular four-year old prayed:
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets."
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am."
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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