Shorties...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 06 May 03 01:07:38 +0100


Hiya All...

Today we have a few more wonderful classified ads and other
amusements...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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For sale: Large crystal vase by a lady slightly cracked.
 
Lost: School scarf by small boy with green and blue stripes.
 
Lament of the PE teacher in the Spring: "I use Dial. I wish all my
students did!"
 
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: "Do not
activate with wet hands."


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