Clean or Dirty Minded...

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Sat, 03 May 03 02:49:23 +0100

Hiya Loonies...

Here's a test to find out if you are clean or dirty minded...this comes
from Stan...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Are you Clean or Dirty Minded?????
(Answers at Bottom)

1: What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as

2: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 

3: What can you find in a man's pants that are about six inches long,
have a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4: What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5: Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of
which is a word for a woman?

6: What does a dog do that you can step into?

7: What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?

8: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9: What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of

10: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?


PERVERT>>>> Now, get your mind out of the gutter...

1. Talk.
2. Legs.
3. A twenty-dollar bill.
4. Fire truck.
5. Bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt.
6. Pants.
7. Fork.
8. Almond Joy candy bar.
9. Grit.
10. Last name.

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