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Thu, 01 May 03 01:53:51 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Time now for a trip to court to see how one lawyer handles his client's
defence...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING
My Uncle Joe was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer
put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his
client.
"Now, ladies and gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've
looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury and
honestly believe that if my client had a quart of whiskey he would sell
it?"
He was acquitted.
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