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Mon, 17 Feb 03 01:18:56 -0000
Hiya People...
In today's tale, we meet an unfortunate father being compared by his
daughter to Tiger Woods...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
TIGER WOODS
Upon sitting down for dinner this past Sunday, my 6-year-old daughter
Emma asked why the television was on in the adjacent room. I explained
to her that I'd been watching the Redskins lose and Tiger Woods win
while she was taking a pre-dinner walk with her grandmother.
Here's the conversation that followed:
Emma: "Daddy, is Tiger Woods the best golfer in the universe?"
Me: "Well, he's probably the best golfer in the world, and some people
think that he's the best golfer ever."
Emma: "Does he get a gigantic castle for his prize then?"
Me: "No, but he could probably buy one with all the money he wins."
Emma: "How much does he win?"
Me: "Hmmm" (while trying to put it in terms she'd understand)
Emma: "Does he win enough to buy a house?"
Me: "Good question - he could probably buy a new house EVERY TIME he
wins!"
Emma: "Daddy - why don't YOU play golf?"
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