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Sun, 16 Feb 03 00:54:15 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Now we're going to church to watch one lady's reaction to the minister's
words...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Sing, sing
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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday
morning.
He said "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out: "Cross."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison: "The Old Rugged
Cross."
The Pastor hollered out: "Grace."
The congregation began to sing: "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
The Pastor said: "Power."
The congregation sang: "There is Power in the Blood."
The Pastor said: "Sex."
The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They
all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden way from in the back of the church a little
87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing...
"Precious Memories".
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