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Mon, 03 Jun 02 00:10:13 -2300
Hiya Folks...
Now we see how one job applicant deals with a rejection letter...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
REJECTED REJECTION
Dear Ms. Ezell:
Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate
in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of corporate candidates it is
impossible for me to accept all refusals for employment.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately
following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Marc Taylor
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