The Whole Truth...

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Wed, 05 Jun 02 00:19:43 -2300


Hiya Loonies...

Now an American lawyer meets an Italian counterpart and learns the
truth...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a Law School
in Italy, when an Italian lawyer approached him.

The Italian lawyer asked, "Is it true, that a person can fall down on a
sidewalk in your county and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started
speaking rapidly in Italian.

When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to move to
America to practice law.

"No, no," one replied. "We want to move to America to fall down on
sidewalks."


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