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Wed, 20 Mar 02 01:09:29 -0000
Hiya Folks...
This time we take a quick trip to see what's new in the stereo
department...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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Practical Joke
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I went with my girlfriend at the time to an electronics store - we were
browsing through the home stereo aisle.
I decided to play a joke on her, so as she was looking at one stereo I
moved over down the row and saw one with a remote. I picked up the
remote and hid it to my side and called her over.
I explained to her "This stereo is voice activated, just say volume up
and volume down and it'll do it".
She replied, "no way".
I said "try it".
So she does. She proceeds to tell the stereo in a mild tone of voice,
"Volume up", so I turned up the volume. When she heard the stereo turn
"ITSELF" up she was totally amazed.
So with a huge smile she said, "volume down" and the stereo turned
"ITSELF" down.
So I tell her, "Try it again just say it a little bit louder and the
stereo will go louder."
So in a louder tone of voice she says, "Volume up!", so this time I
decided to crank it up very, very loud.
She realizes it's just a little too loud so she starts yelling at the
stereo, "VOLUME DOWN, VOLUME DOWN!!!"
The other store patrons turned and started laughing at her, especially
after I showed her the magic behind the volume, me!
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