Money...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 19 Mar 02 02:11:14 -0000


Hiya People...

Now it's time to put a little bit of thought into the importance of
money...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


MONEY

It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and
suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want
to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.


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