One Request...

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Thu, 07 Feb 02 02:43:13 -0000

Hiya All...

In today's tale, we find out about God's reward for a nun...

Wishes & Dreams...


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My One Request

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love
for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for
the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend
you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I
am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church
supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.
"There must be something you would have of me," said God.
"Well, there is one thing," she said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere,
not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the
minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could
do just for you."
"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time,"
said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."

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