Good News and Bad News...

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Tue, 23 Oct 01 01:20:55 +0100

Hiya Loonies...

This time it's the pastor who has to deal with good and bad news...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Good News and Bad News For a Pastor

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.
Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you
wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.
Good News:  You finally found a choir director who approaches things
exactly the same way you do.
Bad News: The choir mutinied.
Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about the "Gong Show", "Beavis and
Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw Massacre."
Good News: Your women's softball team finally won a game.
Bad News: They beat your men's softball team.
Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of your parsonage.
Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad News: You were on vacation.
Good News: Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
Bad News: They are stalling until the next war.
Good News: Your biggest critic just left your church.
Bad News: He has been appointed the Head Bishop of your denomination.
Good News: The youth in your church come to your house for a surprise
Bad News:  It's in the middle of the night and they are armed with
toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your house.

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