Insurance Choice...

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Mon, 22 Oct 01 02:45:10 +0100

Hiya All...

Today we learn the secret of successful insurance sales...

Wishes & Dreams...


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The Logical Choice

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new
recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having
a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of
the recruits he advised.

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room
and listened to Jones' sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and
then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed,
the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't
have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government
only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send
into battle first?"

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