Pills from the Doctor...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 15 Oct 01 00:52:38 -2300

Hiya Loonies...

In today's tale, we learn that sometimes it's important to follow the
doctor's instructions...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex
anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"

"Look, I can't prescribe..."

"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset?
I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going
utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle
of pills. 

"Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so
far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE,
understand? Just ONE."

"I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold..."

"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"


He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting.
When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In
fumbling haste, he pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into
his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a
second pill. 

And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.

Then an inspiration strikes...he drops one pill into his own coffee.  

His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. 

Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a
little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In
a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before,
she says, "I need a man..."

His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies...

"Me too."

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