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Sun, 14 Oct 01 03:03:58 +0100
Hiya All...
Today we meet a man having a few small problems with the Staten Island
Ferry...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY
This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the
ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next
hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.
So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he
decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running
leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe
on deck.
He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander,
"Well, I made that one, didn't I?"
"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or
two. The ferry is just about to dock."
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