Staten Island Ferry...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 14 Oct 01 03:03:58 +0100


Hiya All...

Today we meet a man having a few small problems with the Staten Island
Ferry...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY

This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the 
ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next
hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.

So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he 
decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running 
leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe
on deck.

He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander,
"Well, I made that one, didn't I?"

"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or 
two. The ferry is just about to dock."


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