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Mon, 9 Jul 2001 03:04:23 +0100

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Hiya All...

Here's a resignation letter I'm inclined to agree with...

Wishes & Dreams...


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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant,

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my
friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were
colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't
bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all
the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. 

I want to believe that anything is possible. 

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited
by the little things again.

I want to live simple again. 

I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of
paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than
there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of
loved ones. 

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,
justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in
the snow.'s my check book and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my
401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you
want to discuss this. further, you'll have to catch me first, cause:
"Tag! You're it."   

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