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Mon, 9 Jul 2001 03:06:21 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
This time we explore the relationship between alcohol and violence...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken
slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,
and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00.
The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into
the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says
(with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink,
pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't
possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him
the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a
drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00.
The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living
daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with
a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me
the bill.
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "You!!?? No way! You get too violent when you drink."
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