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Tue, 26 Jun 2001 22:53:54 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
In today's tale we catch up with a judge who is given a lesson in human
nature...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to
be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave
it to the police.
"For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was
positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered
that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom."
When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him, "Why so
much urgency for your watch? Isn't sending three men to pick it up for
you a bit extreme?"
"What?" said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone
three people. What did you do?"
"I gave it to the first one," said the wife, "he knew exactly where it
was."
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