Three Bears...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 19 Jun 2001 15:54:34 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

This one's from Grahame...time to catch up with the Three Bears and
their porridge once more...with a bit of a strong language warning for
the faint of heart...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Three Bears
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It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just
waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! 

"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl. It is also empty! 

"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up.
It was Mummy Bear who made all the beds and washed all of the clothes.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper.
It was Mummy Bear who set the table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled
the cat's water & food dish.
And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your
presence...listen good because I'm only going to say this one more
time...
I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKING PORRIDGE YET!!"


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