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Sat, 6 Jan 2001 17:37:31 +0000
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Hiya All...
A slightly naughty one, so the sensitive amongst you should avert your
eyes...this one's from Guy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Clinton goes to Hell...
Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets
Satan. Satan tells Clinton that Hell is full, but that Clinton will be
replacing one of the current inhabitants. Clinton will be given the
choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.
Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind it is
Newt Gingrich. He's being forced to pound big rocks into little rocks.
Upon seeing Newt in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, "That
looks painful. I don't think this is for me!"
The second door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is bobbing for
automobile parts in a large pool of dirty water.
Grimacing at the filthy scene, Clinton says, "I don't think so."
The third door opens and behind it is Kenneth Starr. He's standing in
his birthday suit with his hands on his hips. Kneeling before him is
Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
"I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
"Very well," says Satan. "Monica, you may go."
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