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Fri, 5 Jan 2001 00:57:55 +0000
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Hiya Loonies...
Now here's a golfer trying for the perfect shot...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
ZEN AND THE ART OF THE PERFECT SHOT
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed. Driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the
blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I
want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here!"
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