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Fri, 5 Jan 2001 00:55:07 +0000
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Hiya All...
Today we look at a chap's reason for getting divorced...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Reason For Divorce
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The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he
dropped a bombshell on me.
"Rodney" he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce".
I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"
"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change
me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of
the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine
arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock
market."
"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change
you?" I probed.
"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good
enough for me."
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