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Thu, 14 Dec 2000 04:47:31 +0000
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Hiya People...
Time to catch up with what Nelson Mandela is up to...this one's from
Guy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a
knock at the door. When he opens it, a little Chinese man, clutching a
clipboard confronts him and is yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him
is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder. "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke.
Push off," and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, push off! You've got the wrong Bloke!
I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same
little Chinese man thrusts a clipboard under his nose, shouting "You
sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man
by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these
to?"
The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his
clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"
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