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Wed, 29 Nov 2000 01:58:23 +0000
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Hiya All...
Here's a rather naughty one - avert your eyes if you're of a sensitive
disposition...this one's from Guy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However he had
one long-standing wish - to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his
mind's desire. Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated.
He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do something
about it.
Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that Ahmed could
suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay Birbal
1000 gold coins for it. Ahmed agreed.
The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it
into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching
started and grew in intensity much to the king's anxiety.
Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a
saliva was only in Ahmed's mouth.
Akbar summoned Ahmed and for the next 4 hours Ahmed violently sucked the
queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he
always desired.
Satisfied he returned back and met Birbal, but in his lust and since his
mission was over he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact shooed
him away.
Ahmed of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the
emperor since he was instrumental in it himself.
What Ahmed did not know was what Birbal would do the next day...
Birbal duly put that lotion in Emperor Akbar's underwear...
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