Windows 95 Blues...

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Wed, 19 Jan 2000 16:46:28 +0000

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Now it's time to sing the Win95 blues...

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Windows 95 Blues
(Tune: "Windmills of Your Mind")

Like a trouser needing hemming,
Like a nose that needs to sniff,
Like the squealing of a lemming
As it totters on a cliff.
Like a system overloading,
Like an ambush in the gloom,
Like a VDU exploding
Throwing glass across the room.
Like a maggot in an apple
That you notice once you've bit:
That's how I feel when I grapple
With this useless piece of shit,
Re-installing on my drive -
Bloody Windows 95.

The upgraded form of Windows,
Launched in 1995,
Never helps but always hinders,
Yet its author seems to thrive;
Though in each important feature
It's a dead and utter loss,
With its shrivelled core of DOS.
Though the pundits all abuse it
And the punters think it smells,
They've no option but to use it:
'Cos there isn't nothing else!
That's why everyone alive
Uses Windows 95.

Never working, always crashing,
Never better, always worse,
When your hard disc it is trashing
You will squeal and you will curse;
When your days are spent in terror
And your nights are spent in fear
That the screen will flash up ERROR
And your work will disappear;
Is it punishment from Satan
Or the malice of the fates?
There's no use in our debating -
We'd better ask Bill Gates.
You're unlikely to survive
Using Windows 95

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