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Today the subject is frogs...lots of them...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Q: Why are frogs so happy? 
A: They eat whatever bugs them! 
Q: What happens when two frogs collide? 
A: They get tongue tied! 
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? 
A: Unhoppy. 
Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? 
A: A rubbit! 
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? 
A: He liked a good croak and dagger. 
Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? 
A: It got toad!! 
Q: What's green green green green green? 
A: A frog rolling down a hill 
Q: What is a frog's favorite game? 
A: Croaket 
Q: What did the frog order at McDonalds? 
A: French flies and a diet Croak 
Q: Why did the frog say meow? 
A: He was learning a foreign language. 
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? 
A: He needed a "hopperation" ! 
Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world? 
A: The one who drinks Canada Dry! 
Q: How deep can a frog go? 
A: Knee-deep Knee-deep! 
Q: What do stylish frogs wear? 
A: Jumpsuits! 
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? 
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke." 

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