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The very young couple, having limited funds, returned to her parents
after the wedding for their honeymoon night. The next morning the family
gathered for breakfast and lunch without them. 

When it came time for the evening meal, the father asked of his wife and
their 8 year old son, "Have any of you see the newlyweds?" 

The mother replied she had not seen her daughter and new son-in-law.

The brides' younger brother replied that he had seen his new brother-in-
law about 10 PM when he stuck his head out the door and ask him if he
knew where there was any Vaseline. To which the young lad further added,
that since he could not find any Vaseline that he gave him his model
airplane glue.

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