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Fri, 14 Jan 2000 10:12:40 +0000

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Now on to a story of a chap who has a bit of an accident...

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets
himself to the doctor. 

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiancee is still a virgin in every way." 

The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." 

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The
guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend.

They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open
her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time
he ever seen them. 

She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." 

He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this, it's
still in the crate!"

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