The Loony Bin
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Mon, 14 Sep 1998 10:23:14 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's an investment opportunity which has just come my way...I
thought I would share it with you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Greetings, fellow investor:
If you are anything like me, you are always looking for sound
opportunities for investment - opportunities to invest small
amounts and make BIG returns.
I've done some market research, and have found an investment
that could be a real "sleeper" in making a lot of money with
very little investment.
A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch
near Hermosille, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather
small, with about one million cats. Each cat averages about
twelve kittens each year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents
for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will
give us 12 million cat skins per year to sell at an average
price of around 32 cents, making our revenues about $3 million a
year. This really averages out to $10 thousand a day - excluding
Sundays and holidays.
A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats per day at a wage
of $3.15 a day. It will only take 663 men to operate the ranch
so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day.
Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply
four times as fast as cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent
to our cat farm. If we start with a million rats, we will have
four rats per cat each day. The rats will be fed on the
carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a
quarter of a cat. You can see by this that this business is a
clean operation - self-supporting and really automatic
throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the
cats and we will get the skins.
Let me know if you are interested; as you can imagine, I am
rather particular who I want to get into this, and want the
fewest investors possible.
Eventually, it is my hope to cross the cats with snakes, for
they will skin themselves twice a year! This would save the
labor costs of skinning as well as give us two skins for one
cat.
May I hear from you at your earliest opportunity?
Sincerely,
CatMan
The CatMan
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