The Loony Bin
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Thu, 25 Jun 1998 11:31:32 +0100
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy
bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence
laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on
the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he
found his.
Then, he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for
several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally,
he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him.
He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the
Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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