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Wed, 24 Jun 1998 09:17:02 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here are some sex jokes, not too XXX...sent to us by John...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A women went into a sex shop and asked for a sex aid.
"They're all on the wall in a variety of colours and sizes" the
sales assistant explained. "Which one would you like?"
The woman made her choice instantly. "The red one please" she
said.
"Sorry," the assistant replied. "That is the fire extinguisher."
Q. What is the best thing about a nudist wedding?
A. You never have to ask who the best man is.
A man walked into the doctor's surgery, pulled down his trousers
and slapped his 12-inch willy on the table.
The doctor examined it. "There's nothing wrong with it he said.
"I know," the man said proudly, "It's an absolute corker, isn't
it?"
Little Johnny was playing in the garden and pulled a worm out of
a hole.
"I bet you a dollar you can't put the worm back into the hole,"
his granddad said.
Johnny rushed indoors. Twenty minutes later, he reappeared. The
worm was as stiff as a pencil and Johnny slid it back into the
hole.
"That is amazing said the granddad, handing him over the cash.
"How did you do it?"
Johnny said he borrowed his big sister's hairspray and sprayed
the worm until it became stiff and hard.
Next day, Johnny was playing in the garden again. His granddad
came out and gave him another dollar.
"But you gave me a dollar yesterday," Johnny reminded him.
"I know," his granddad replied. "This is from your grandma."
Q. What is a man's idea of the morning-after pill?
A. One that changes his blood group.
A woman was talking to a man about her sexual adventures.
"I've found that American Indians are really well-endowed and
Scottish men seem to go on for ever," she told him.
"By the way, what is your name?"
"Tonto McTavish," he replied.
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