The Loony Bin
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Thu, 19 Feb 1998 18:51:55 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's a lesson on the difference between theory and reality...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A son goes to his father and asks..."Dad, what's the difference between
theory and reality?"
His dad says, "Well...why don't you go and ask your mother if she would
have sex with someone other than me for half a million dollars?"
The son says "Why..dad...?"
The dad says "Just do it...you'll see..."
So the son goes and asks the question to his mother.
His mother says 'yes'.
So the son goes back to his father and says, "Dad...she said 'yes.'
So the father says "Okay..now ..go ask your sister if she would have
sex with someone other than her boyfriend for half a million dollars."
So the son (now..really confused) says okay and asks his sister the
question. His sister also says yes.
The son again goes to his father and says "Dad...she said 'yes'...but
what's the point...my question is what is the difference between theory
and reality?"
So the dad says, "Well son.....the difference is that in theory, we're
sitting on a million dollars...but in reality..we're just living with a
couple of prostitutes."
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