Rejected Summer Movies...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 19 Feb 1998 18:53:54 +0000


Hiya All...

There were plenty of movies that made it into the cinemas last summer,
but did you ever wonder about the ones which were never made...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The Top 13 Rejected Summer Movie Concepts

13 "Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire"

12 "Florist Gump"

11 "Indiana Jones & the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed of Doom"

10 "Space Jam Van Damme" -- Jean Claude kicks the crap out of both
Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

9 "Honey, the Profits are Shrinking"

8 Oliver Stone proves the Internet is run by the Russian Mafia in
"Amerika OnLine"

7 "Double Trouble" -- Those wacky Redgrave sisters take on the Israeli
army.

6 "Missionary Position Impossible"

5 "Field of Dreams II: The Parking Garage"

4 "AnnaNiconda!" -- Your grandfather and his wallet will have the
life squeezed out of them.

3 "To Wong Foo: So Long, and Thanks for Staying in the Lincoln Bedroom,
Hillary Clinton"

2 "Weekend at Bernie's, Part III" -- Starring River Phoenix 

and the Number 1 Rejected Summer Movie Concept...

1 "Michael Jackson's Private Parts" 


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