The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 18 Sep 1997 16:37:55 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks... Here's an oldie but a goodie... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx Please do not reply to the loonies@coollist.com address. This may delay a response. Please use the addresses below. ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be? Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth: Jesus Windows 95 --------------------------------------+-------------------------- Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day now." Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to arrive actually arrive. Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486. Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill Gates. Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even possible." run all possible Windows apps. Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good computers into furniture. Born in a manger. | Resembles something found in a barn. Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory protection. Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows 3.1. Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking the multitudes performance barely works. Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame. --------------------------------------+-------------------------- You decide. ----------------<< Advertisement >>------------------ Come talk to us. - L I V E ! irc.coollist.com - http://www.coollist.com/irc.html -----------------------------------------------------