The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:58:53 +0100
Hiya People...
Alan sent these in...Some of these have been round before, but some are
new...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Acronyms explained
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produced Profit Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defunct Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs