The Bible according to college students...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 25 Jun 1997 21:29:55 +0100


Hiya All...

Here are some ways in which the Bible would have been different if it
had been written by college students...

And speaking of college students, don't forget to unsubscribe if you're
leaving for the summer.

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written
 by college students.

10).  Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips
 9).  Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are
      double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.
 8).  Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm
      food.
 7).  Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the
      Romans.
 6).  Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
 5).  The place where the end of the world occurs, not the Plains
      of Armageddon, rather Finals.
 4).  Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.
 3).  Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years:
      They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman.
 2).  Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement.
 1).  Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on
      the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it
      was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one
      noticed.