The Loony Bin
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Thu, 22 May 1997 00:20:31 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a sheep story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with
a tribe therein. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read
and write. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual
sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!
One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white
child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to
talk with the missionary.
"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman
gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever
set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has
been going on!"
The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you
have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to
thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is
one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief pauses for a moment then says "Tell you what, you don't say
anything about the black sheep, and I won't say anything about the white
child"