Cheating...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:05:06 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's a cautionary tale on what can happen if you're caught cheating...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. 

The first says,  "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found
a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!"  

The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it.  I found
a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing
needle!" 

The third woman fainted.