The Loony Bin
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Mon, 17 Mar 1997 22:45:41 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's one from Ingrid...another candidate for the Darwin Awards...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
This guy didn't kill himself, but at least he's assured us that he'll
never pass on his decidedly defective genes...
GUNMAN SHOOTS OFF OWN PENIS - Vancouver Province, 29 December 1996 --
Talk about adding insult to injury. Vancouver police are considering
numerous charges against a man who shot his mouth off and then
accidentally shot off his testicles and part of his penis with a .357
Magnum Revolver.
"This is very tragic," said Constable Anne Drennan. "Can you imagine?"
The 20-year-old Victoria man, and another man and a woman, showed up at
a private party at the Veranda Restaurant on West Broadway about 3:40 am
on Friday. The woman and another woman got into an argument - apparently
over a man - which spilled into the street.
"This fellow pulled out a gun and started waving it around and
threatening several people," Drennan said. "He went to conceal the gun
in the waistband of his pants and it went off."
The trio walked to Vancouver Hospital where the victim had surgery. He
was in stable condition yesterday.
"He lost his testicles and the majority of his penis," Drennan said. The
gun was found in a garbage can. Four ounces of cocaine and two ounces
of a heroin/cocaine mixture were found in the man's possession.
Charges pending include possessing an unregistered, restricted weapon;
threatening; pointing a firearm; and possessing drugs for the purpose of
trafficking.