The Loony Bin
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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:15:40 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's a speeding story...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
speeding.
He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The
first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how
gorgeous the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... Could I see your driver's
license...?"
"...License...???" replied the blonde, instantly revealing that she
wasn't very bright.
"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.
"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently.
After more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car.
The officer radioed the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license
and registration.
After a few moments, the dispatcher came back.
"Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes," replied the officer.
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher.
"Uh... yes" replied the cop.
"Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her back the stuff,
stand back,and drop your pants..."
"WHAT!!? I can't do that. That's crazy!" exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.
So the cop returned to the blonde, gave back the license and
registration, and dropped his pants as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looked down and sighed, "Ohh no... not ANOTHER
breathalyzer....