Tourists...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:11:43 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here are some more strange questions from tourists...sent in by
Ingrid...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Here are samples of puzzling questions fielded by Canadian tourist
offices:

- Where can I find cakes shaped like naked women?

- Is your civil war over yet? (referring to the Quebec referendum)

- Are your prices in Canadian dollars or Michigan dollars?

- Do you have taxi cabs in Toronto?

- What do you have on Italy?

- How many squash courts are there in British Columbia, particularly 
   under small businesses? (huh?!)

- Are there automatic turnarounds at the border to move cars to the
   opposite side of the road? (an American who thought we drive on the 
   left side of the road)

- How long would it take to swim to Victoria from Vancouver? (it's 80
   kilometres away)