The Loony Bin
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Mon, 13 Jan 1997 20:12:19 +0000
Hiya People...
Here are some questions and answers of all kinds...some are a bit on the
rude side...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Q Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A Because they have got no balls to scratch.
Q What is the worst insult a woman can offer a man?
A ?Is it in? Cannot feel anything?
Q What is it that goes in hard and stiff and come out soft and wet?
A Chewing gum.
Q Why do woman make better goalkeepers than men?
A Because they can stop two balls at one time.
Q What is the difference between a girl praying and a girl bathing?
A One has a soul full of hope while the other has a hole full of soap.
Q What is the speed limit of sex?
A 68. Because at 69, you have to turn around.