Fiftieth Anniversary...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 9 Dec 1996 01:05:27 +0000


Hiya All...

Here's a fiftieth anniversary tale for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by
reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite
in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a
room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude.

The wife says "Oh Harold this is just like fifty years ago! My breasts
feel all warm and tingly!"

To which he replies "Well they ought to, Gladys, one's a hangin' in your
oatmeal, the other's in your coffee!"